skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail