automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

spinachandchocolate:

slim-and-svelte:

 

I’ll just have one cookie

spinachandchocolate:

slim-and-svelte:

 

I’ll just have one cookie

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.